defective by vodka

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rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: 2bainzz, via hotwhitegirl)

j5h:

sinking-in-my-mind:

j5h:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

Or something like that ;)

what does this even mean

(via hotwhitegirl)

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation, via hotwhitegirl)

kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

(via infamousgod)

  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

(via infamousgod)