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moan-s:

When a guy Moans.. It’s the sexiest shit Ever

(via releasings)

4oq:

true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird 

(via releasings)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via releasings)

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

(via infamousgod)

niceboysdontplayrockorroll:

atlanticgold:

here is a crazy fact for you

there are currently 50 BILLION CHICKENS alive right now

fifty billion chickens

can you even comprehend how many that is

fifty 

billion 

chickens

Think of the nuggets

(Source: godwatcher, via hotwhitegirl)

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

image

(via perks-of-being-punk-rock)

inbox:

what did jehovah even witness

(via hotwhitegirl)